Monday, May 12, 2008

Work hard for the money

I suffer from irritation. It's a condition brought on primarily by my unforgivable blackness. But I get the sense that even if I was born in Denmark, I would have the same affliction. That being said, I want to do mean things to my co-worker. I don't want her to die or be maimed, but if I could just pinch her mad, mad, MAD hard I would be good for the rest of the day.

You know how some people loathe the thought of having to sit in a cubicle all day, and talk to no one? I'm not one of those people. I'm actually starting to think that I would be quite content in my little corner, provided I could surf the web while I pretend to do my work.

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