Wednesday, October 17, 2007

PIFF--Super Plant or Narcotic?




As I make my weekly journey up to Washington Heights to visit moms, I was again accosted by the local 'vendors'. Their product of choice? The ever popular PIFF, a seemingly new strain of marijuana that's taken over the hearts, minds, and lungs of our youth.

I admit that I've tried this PIFF, and though stoned out of my brain, I'm not impressed at all(A good Barber is knowledgeable of all things hood). The initial high was intense, yet managable. But then after a few more pulls, I began to get that "somebody's watching me dude!" kind of paranoia. Heart beating too fast, sweating, jumpy as shit-type high. It wore off after a half hour or so, but shit got me to thinking.

Is this PIFF shit just a stronger version of my old green faithful, or are the masses being doped up, for real? I never did hard drugs, never intend to. And that shit felt like hard drugs, b.

The Dominicans have never been known for their plant cultivation abilities, but they sure are known for that white stuff. I ain't trying to knock nobody's hustle, but sell what you say you're selling Papi. Don't tell me the extra crystals is just THC and shit.

Here are some things to look out for to avoid a bad trip:

1.) Stop buying weed outside. Anyone stupid enough to still have their biz in the streets with all these cameras has nothing to lose.

2.) Weed is not physically addictive. If you feel withdrawal symptoms after not burning for a couple, you may need to reexamine what it is you're inhaling. And remember, if you smoke those blunts, tobacco IS addictive.

3.) Beware of specialty names like PIFF, Diesel, GoldenEye. Just a sales pitch to make you think shit is special. Probably has roach spray or worse in it.

4.) Ask the vendor what he's smoking. If he/she's smoking the same shit they sell you, you may be okay. But even that's hard to tell.


8 comments:

Kal Thrace said...

WARNING- Smoking and/or drinking will lead to you being pulled on stage by rappers and being called "a drinkin' ass nigga."

Anonymous said...

heres the thing "PIFF" can be used in many ways like, that shit is sraight piff, but literaly "PIFF" is a strain of marijuana that has been laced with heroin, real piff can be noticed by red hairs, or brown in new york, and "DIESEL" thats short for sour diesel, or sour D, which is a premature strain giving it that sour taste

Anonymous said...

no actually piff is just normal bud which has been bread to be really good. In MA and NY (atleast in my experiences) Piff is a blanket term (sort of like headies) to describe a set of similar strains of cannabis. The strains are sometimes purple, and all have a strange piney taste. I can tell you with confidence that piff is marijuana and marijuana alone. Due to the fact that there is a higher ratio of thc to other psychoactive chems in the weed it is more of a head high. My advice: get an 8th of the stuff but have it weighed out. By the time your done you'll understand why its so popular. At the end of the day its just personal preference. just remember its only good weed.

Anonymous said...

not sure how i found this but, wow. i smoke piff everyday.... you want to know what piff realy is???? PURPLE. obviously not haze because it's been wiped out for some time but piff is what a lot of people on the east cost call purple, not grandaddy or tops, but just some hybrid made from a similar strain. ever heard piff in a song??? i also smoke deisel all the time and as the post above says, it's sour diesel. nothing more...nothing less. and i hope your not looking at a nug thinking the crystals are some other drug. crystals are tricromes...tricromes contain THC. there are a good 400 or so chemicals in the rest of the bud anyway(more if you use non-organic stuff) so don't think i natural sativa for say doesn't have anything bad in it already. if you can't tell the difference from a glossy dank crystall from a piece of yay then don't even bother getting high

Anonymous said...

WOWWW THIS PERSON ABOVE ME HAS NO INTELLIGENCE ON WEED WHAT SO EVER, AND I MEEN LITERALLY WHAT SO EVER!!! PIFF IS HAZE YA IDIOT. PERIOD. I CAN TELL JUST BY THE WAY YOUR TALKING ABOUT NUGZ YOU GET SHORTED EVERYDAY!!! LOL, AND ITS BEASTERS. YOU SAID "SOUR DIESEL, NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS" LMAO!!! THATS SO STUPID YO YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANY KIND OF DIESEL, ANY KIND OF HAZES, OR ANY KIND OF PERPS.

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Anonymous said...

nice read, i will save and share blog. i also subscribed to the rss so i can stay updated will be back soon. piff

Anonymous said...

just slang for the super potent haze strains, old school almost pure sativa strains that give a nice soaring head high, I love piff.